9/27/10

Fatal Four Way

---Intercontinental Title: Kofi Kingston (C) def. Drew McIntyre
***1/2 - Waayy better than what they've been doing. Had a big blowoff feeling, I bought the desperation on both sides, and it had a proper ending. Kofi's DDT was ridiculous too.

---Fatal Four Way Match/ for Divas Title: Alicia Fox def. Eve (C), Maryse, & Gail Kim
DIVAS SCALE: Solid. Messy in a good way and I was legitimately entertained by the time it ended. I'm easy to please.

---Evan Bourne def. Chris Jericho
***3/4 - Ended a little abruptly, but this had some great action. Give it five more minutes and we're talkinh about MOTYC type shit.

---Fatal Four Way Match for World Heavyweight Title: Rey Mysterio def. Jack Swagger (C), CM Punk, & Big Show *
***1/2 - This match was pretty much built around everyone trying to take out Big Show and Show was game, so this was really good. Punk, Rey, and Swagger bounced around the world, and Show played a great wrecking ball.

---United States Title: The Miz (C) def. R-Truth
** - Inoffensive, but uninspiring.

---Six Person Tag Team Match: The Hart Dynasty def. The Usos
*** - They got the death slot, but performed really well. I'm awaiting the regular tag match.

---Fatal Four Way Match for WWE Title: Sheamus def. John Cena (C), Randy Orton, & Edge *
**3/4 - This had some solid moments, but never really found a groove. Can Sheamus actually pin anyone with his finisher?? I mean, come on!! It fits Edge's character a lot better to pick up scraps. Sheamus looks like a beast, so treat him like one!

* These match ratings are pretty much just based off work, because it's hard to grade the interference without seeing what it led to. Both led to some prety good things; Bryan's return, Barret becoming a main-eventer, Kane's great mic work, and his first clean win over Taker (that I know of). Whatever though.

Overall: Bourne/Jericho was the only thing that rubbed elbows with greatness, but I was entertained the entire show and nothing was outright bad.

5/31/10

Friday 5/28 My life review

---My iPod classic where I store all my music and videos decided to get corrupted and shit. So after listening to Roses and crying, I said "Ok, fuck it. I'm gonna restore it." I know I'm gonna lose all the music and vids I've collected throughout the years, but I'm a grown ass man. So I go to restore it and it won't even let me do that! FN BS is what that is! Couldn't find a helpful online solution, so I'll be going to the Apple Store in the next couple of days.

---I left to take a lil walk. As I'm coming back up the stairs, I hear a loud crash and a "AAAAAAHHHHHHH". My step-brother locked my little sister on the porch and my little sister 1) is insane and 2) has a short temper, so she kicked the porch door in and tore up her achilles tendon. Rushed her to the hospital, blood everywhere, she cool now.

---With the help of torrents and lack of a girlfriend, I'm slowly, but surely getting all my beloved music and videos back.





Thats it





SYKE!!!!





Naw fareal

5/25/10

Raw Thoughts 5/24/10

---Old man Batista is hilarious.

---BRET FTW!!!!!

---"Lets hear it for Batista"..."BOOOOO!!!!" = Hilarious

---Sheamus vs Henry was pretty decent. Sheamus needs to learn from sick submissions from Finlay, because these bland armbars don't fit him. Also Sheamus will now be known as The Sheamus.

---Jon Lovitz is really funny, but his type of humor doesn't translate well to a WWE audience.

---The big Canadian showdown was nice.

---The Divas are back to being shitty.

---Truth vs Miz was solid, but Truth really needs a new finisher.

---WHERE THE FUCK IS JOHN MORRISON??!! Being a raw mid-carder is really a punishment.

---Regal jobbing is tough to see, but whatever. A new tag team huh? hmmmmm

---Main event was sloppy, but fun.

Overall: Meh

5/23/10

Over The Limit

---Intercontinental Title: Kofi Kingston def. Drew McIntyre
*1/2
- Wasn't much here, but I thank Chuck Norris that Kofi has the belt.

CM Punk is awesome

---R-Truth def. Ted Dibiase
**1/2 - R-Truth really needs a new finisher, because the "Lie Detector" is anti-climactic as hell. I liked this though and Dibiase actually did a few moves.

---Joining SES vs Punk's hair: Rey Mysterio def. CM Punk
*** - Wrong man went over and the injury shit killed the early flow, but these guys have great chemistry and they played off their previous matches.

Big Show is an underrated talker.

---Unified Tag Team Titles: The Hart Dynasty def. Chris Jericho and The Miz
*** - Well-worked tag match, but the WWE style strips tag matches really bare. The Dynasty looked good though.

---Randy Orton vs Edge - Double Count Out
** - Before Orton hurt himself, they were just trading moves. Couldn't come at a worst time for Orton. smh

---World Heavyweight Title: Big Show def. Jack Swagger by DQ
1/2. WTF?????!!!!!! It was just fine, before the terrrible ending. Ugh

---Divas Title: Eve def. Maryse
Divas Scale: Good. Surprisingly good and they really got the crowd in it. Divas who perform well should be rewarded with more time.

---I Quit Match for WWE Title: John Cena def. Batista
** - Going just fine until they decided to go the cheese route with the security bump and the car shit.

Overall: Weak PPV with the Divas outperforming most of the dudes. Weak. Weak. Weak

5/20/10

O.R.A.N.G.E. quips


O.R.A.N.G.E. has a great cover, some great trap beats, and a Bun B appearance, but it also has a lot of bad Juiceman rapping. The thing that makes Juiceman's rapping so bad is that he doesn't have any thoughts. I don't mean in a conscious type of way, I mean 88% of his rhymes are just saying how one thing (car, chain, diamonds) are big as a something or same color as a something or something like that. He's like a Lil' Wayne parody to the twelfth. With that being said, O.R.A.N.G.E. has a solid amount of listenable songs.

---The true opener, O.R.A.N.G.E., is just trap music 101. A ruckusy beat with an intense defining chorus.

---I had I'm That Guy on a playlist not to long away, coming right after Snoop's "That's Tha Homie". They fit perfectly smacking into each other because of their gothic vibes and contrasting tempos. The most interesting thing about them is how both songs define their generations in subtle ways. Snoop could’ve easily made I'm That Guy, because he is that guy….because he’s a cool guy. Juiceman is that guy because his Hummer has huge rims and he has a lot of money. Snoop has money too though, so he definitely wins this. Anyway, this has a good beat and a catchy chorus. One of Juiceman's weedcarriers (!) is some type of decent.

---When I Get Big is pure fun and the type of songs Juiceman should make more of, because of his inherent goofiness.

---You gotta love how Drumma Boy just abuses you with percussion in the first 4 seconds of Touchdown. This is the song that really exposes Juiceman's lack of a functioning brain. Drumma Boy gives him a really steady beat to work with and Juiceman does whatever the opposite of blacking out is.

---Gunshots is excellllent. Southside provides a low-key, depressing beat with flutes where Zaythoven's video game sounds would go. Juiceman lowers his voice and his head and actually sounds like a weathered rapper. Jay Rock is a pretty solid rapper, but after Juiceman's great performance with that first verse, he was just picking up scraps.

---Where Da Hoes At has a FATBOI beat which sounds like every other FATBOI beat, and thats ok. Bun B is Bun B. Juiceman is solid. It works.


Tis' All










SYYYYKKKKEE

CLASSIC JUICEMAN



5/11/10

Raw Thoughts 5/11/10

---Meatloaf was awesome

---I like Vickie, but her managing heel divas was great because the heat just transferred. I can live with her as GM though. Her past with Edge has mucho possibilities, storyline wise. I'm not smart enough to suggest any, but THEY'RE THERE DAMMIT!!

---DH Smith is iffy. And he should have the running powerslam as his finisher, not the Sharpshooter.

---William Regal has a bitchin theme and he doesn't even get an entrance?!?!

---The Colons being hired goons is great, because was bitchin' about not getting a chance a couple of months ago, so it's like he just sold out and just wants to be rich.

---Zack Ryder should really be on Smackdown. Better to job in 12 minute matches than 2 minute matches.

---Evan and Kim being an item of some sort is great, because they both ooze "babyface just because".

---Good Cena promo.

---Sheamus owns.

---Mark Henry.....FAIL!

---Miz vs. Bret. hmmmmmmmm

---Yoshi Tatsu should be on Smackdown. And can we find something truly constructive for Morrison to do please?

---Daniel Bryan gets the pin. He should not get a win until he beats Miz for the U.S. Title. Grrrr

---Regal's rap was great. Regal vs Bryan, Book It!

---Heel Batista is ridiculously great. Him decimating Mark Henry was wonderful and he should've used that submission hold a long time ago.

---I'm so dumb, I didn't guess Dibiase. Can he do anything besides punch and kick and that goofy clothesline spot???

---R-Truth costs Dibiase and Edge. Elevation, I think.

Overall: I'm with this Raw. They have a shit load of talent and a lot of storylines that could produce some great free tv matches (if they get more than 3 minutes) and elevation.